2007 Idiotarod Race Results

Full Placement List

Note: These are wholly inaccurate. We did are best, but clearly missed tons of teams. If you aren't on this list and you crossed the finish line, just pick a number at random.

1 .Colonel Angus (#32) (3:27:07)
2. Precision Accidents (#88) (3:28:12)
3. Madonnas with Child (#75) (3:28:59)
4. G.I. Joe: Operation Mongoose (#53) (3:29:29)
5. IdiotaRods Steward (#64) (3:30:01)
6. Kostume Kult... Baaaaaaaaad Sheep (#71) (3:31:08)
7. Quit Beasting (#90) (3:31:39)
8. CartForce1 (#25) (3:32:36)
9. She's With Me (#163) (3:32:51)
10. Space Pirates! #1 (#106) (3:30:09)
11. Jamaican Bobsled Team (#69) (3:33:52)
12. Hunting Accident (#59) (3:34:27)
13. Klassy Karts (#153) (3:35:00)
14. DK07 (Death Kart 2007) (#38) (3:35:12)
15. Homeless Vikings(?) (edit: I can't read the judge's handwriting) (#177) (3:36:57)
16. The Green People (#132) (3:37:12)
17. Team Scav (#120) (3:37:28)
18. Snakes on a Cart (#101) (3:38:50)
19. The Marxists (#137) (3:40:21)
20. Tampax (#?) (3:40:44)
21. Avoid The Friggin' Noid (#9)
22. Intergalactic Playboys (#174)
23. (#166)
24. TransFats (#144)
25. Team Jenn Wright (#155)
26. Centurions (#26)
27. Disaster Vagina (#165)
28. Silent But Deadly! (#100)
29. (girls?)
30. Pieces of Shit (#86)
31. The Cobra Kai Dojo (#152)
32. Some Vikings (#103)
33. Ray Stanz and the Ectards (#92)
34. G.I. Joe: Real American Heroes (#54)
35. Bee Gees (#161)
36. Wonder Women/Fakeworkgirls (#46)
37. Eat Thunder and Crap Lightening (#43)
38. Chubby Hole (#29)
39. (?)
40. Canadian Bacon (#22)
41. The Brooklyn Bums (#126)
42. Mission to Pluto (#79)
43. Dwight Schrute (#42)
44. Sabotage (#160)
45. Naner Naner Naner (#82)
46. Lord Humungus' Dogs of War (#73)
47. The Crazy Old Ladies (#129)
48. The Chesty Cheerleaders (#128)
49. InterGalactic Astral Taxi (#65)
50. Sadistic Satanists (#94)
51. Chicken Wings with White Rice (#28)
52. Touched by an Uncle (#143)
53. Dirty Sanchez (#36)
54. (#158)
55. Swampdonkeys (#109)
56. It's So Hard To Be Creative Under Pressure (#66)
57. Mathletes (#76)
58. Faht Caht (#45)
59. Jamaican Bobsled Team (#69)
60. Idiot Chariot #2 (#63)
61. Idiot Chariot #1 (#62)
62. And In First Place... (#6)
63. Narc (#175)
64. The Royal Tenenbums (#140)
65. Little Red Riding Hoods (#72)
66. Canuckle-Heads (#23) (tie)
66. Team Naughty or Nice (#157) (tie)
68. DRPK (#41)
69. Cool Runnings (#33)
70. Yeasty Boys (#150)
71. Bridge and Tunnel Racers (#18)
72. Double Dare (#39)
73. Hot Red Pocket (#170)
74. Flaming Belgiums (#162)
75. Big Dog and His Bitches (#12)
76. C.O.B.R.A. Engine Number 9 (#76)
77. Tetrads (#122)
78. Kostume Kult... Baaaaaaaaad Sheep (#71) (edit: Did they cross the finish line again?)
79. Black Throats (#15)
80. TransFat (#144) (edit: Did they cross the finish line again?)
81. After School Special (#3)
82. Fool's Gold (#51)
83 Ciacci's Kids (#30)
84. White Trash Wonder (#148)
85. Mad Hattan Tea Party (#74)
86. Number 1 Red Jersey (#83)
87. Asphexiaraclos/tdb 718 (#112)
88. The Apostles (#164)
89. The John “Cougar” Mellancamps (#135)
90. Team LapDance (#116)
91. (?)
92. (?)
93. Fishstick Breakfast (#49)
94. Jack Bauer's Balls (#67)
95. (420?)
96. Team Chicken Run (#168)
97. Boogie Woogie (#16)
98. The Deconstructionists (#139)
99. Black Death (#180)
100. BraveCart (#100)
101. The Booze Brothers (#125)
102. Guitar Heroes (#169)
103. Air Christ and the Disciples (#4)
104. Raw Dog (#91)
105. Swampdonkeys (#110)
106. Team Lurrrrrrrrve Nest (#117)
107. JM Rollers (#70)
108. Virginia Woolf Gang Bang (#147)
109. (?)
110. Punkimus Prime (#89)
111. SPAMALOT (#108)
112. Snakes on a Cart (#101)
113. Ambulance Chasers (#5)
114. Vatos Cartos (#146)
115. Mimes (#?)
116. (?)
117. Cart Tarts (#24)
118. Team Action-Jesus (#113)
119. Holy Rollers (#56)
120. Billet's All-Stars (#13)
121. The Great Scotts (#131)
122. URLS Gone Wild (#145)
123. Corporate 40oz (#34)
124. (#181)
125. Bull in a China Shop (#19)
126. Team Scav (#120) (edit: Yet another repeat.)
127. G-ma Assassins (#55)
128. The Librarians (#159)
129. The Catholic Sluts (#127)
130. Ria & Romans (edit: I can't read judges writing)
131. The Furies (#130)
132. Mike Honcho (#78)
133. Shake and Bake (#97)
134. Kartoke & Dream Freaks (#179)
135. The Mighty Whapping Shatners (#138)
136. Serious Buisness (#96)
137. The Homemakers (#134)
138. Endeavor (#44)
139. Homewreckers (#57) (4:07:54)
140. Assholes with Tomatoes (#7)
141. Billy's-2-T's Brooklyn Barrowers (#14)
142. Jack Bauer's Balls (#67) (edit: Yet another repeat)
143. Happy New Year (#171)
144. Jack Bauer's Balls (#67) (edit: Were you guys just running in circles?)
145. Flintstone Gang (#50)
146. Scooby Doo Gang (#95)
147. I Heart NY (#61)
148. The Librarians (#136) (edit: Were there TWO Librarian teams? Did we give the award to the right one? Oh, the drama!)
149. Sweet-Tarts (#111)
150. South Lads (#104)
151. name left blank (#1)
152. Shake & Bake (#172) (there actually were two teams called Shake and Bake) (4:19:36)
153. Hot Red Pockets (#170) (edit: Repeat.) 4:20:39)
154. Team Grannypants! (#115)
155. Carmen de Mairena (#2)